[Loud sigh, muffled Chinese swearing] "Miranda, this is your mother again. Do you ever answer your phone? I hope you have given thought to our last conversation. I am just reminding you that you are not getting any younger, bǎo. Your sisters have both found men that make them happy, I want this for you. After you and Col- you've had several nice boys in your life. You need to let yourself have something more than your bizarre work making jokes. You can't know how long that will last but if you find someone who you love that you will always have. That is the point I was trying to make. Also, have you been using the lotion I got you? Isn't it like silk? I knew you would want it for your collection. Call me back soon. Love you."